If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
(Source: aru, via scottsborough)
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL
SUMMONING IT’S SPAWN AND SHIT
SATAN
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY…
WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED
GET
THE FUCKING
SALT
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCKING
FUCK
WTH?! I see this creepy face opening it’s mouth O_ONokia.
That poor microwave
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via brign28)
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
(via surelygirly)
He’s your first love, I inted to be your last… however long it takes.
(Source: mikaelsonlover, via uptonobueno)
do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil
(via kellyburnsred)
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
(via cakeontop)
This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life.
wow
oh
Of course its not free, everyone knows freedom costs $1.05
But I bet out of the 100k+ that reblogged this, 20% of them know that this is from Lupe Fiasco.
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